Bacchanal on the Comal!

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Situation Report! Important stuff here folks.

Click the flag for daily water flow on the Guadalupe River.

Here is some general information for toobing noobies:
100-500 CFS -- RECREATIONAL FLOW -- Least Dangerous River Conditions (bring plenty of cold beer)

500-800 CFS -- CHALLENGING FLOW -- Physically Challenging River Conditions (bring a six-pack)

800-1200 CFS -- AGGRESSIVE FLOW -- Caution: Strenuous River Conditions (bring a can of Colt-45 Malt Liquor)

1200-3000 CFS -- EXTREME CAUTION -- Experienced Boaters Only - NO TOOBING (bring a chair to watch the flow and a case of beer)

Above 3000 CFS -- DANGER -- Guided Rafts Only - NO TOOBING (bring a sleeping bag)

WEAR A LIFE JACKET AT ALL TIMES. Strong swimming skills recommended. Please respect private property. NO glass or plastic foam allowed on river. Be aware of rapids hazards and your exits when floating. For details and information, check with an outfitter.

And let's give a big welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Minority and El Gato who will be joining us for the frivolity, Cohibas, beer bongs and thongs!

Yar me hearties!

Click here to see what LCBeth has concocted and kick-ass recipe for the ribs feast and Denita Two Dragons is supplying the dessert as well as something special for Lord Spatula!

I canna wait!

If'n ye care to join us, please leave a comment with your email address and/or homepage so I can add ye to the crew. The more the merrier.


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